#old hermit

[link-is-a-dork]

[lunarcrown]

His ass was NOT listening (but he still did phenomenal!)

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[sharpjay217]

As a fic writer, one of the best pieces of advice I can give for understanding how a hermit thinks is to observe them in literally any context other than Hermitcraft.

Etho and Beef playing CTM maps with Pause, Wels chilling in his House Flipper series, GIGGS on Phasmophobia.

If you can find them playing a horror game especially, because a lot of fics involve putting the hermits into new or scary situations, so videos of them completely out of their depth really helps in getting their vibe. How well do they handle it? How experienced with it are they?

I genuinely don’t think many things have been as helpful in my understanding of Xisuma than watching him play Lethal Company and bravely volunteer to be teleported into the building (minutes after his first encounter with a bracken), only to practically start sobbing as soon as he was alone.

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

i like how mumbo has barely said anything about his base theme this season. he built the mothball and then spent four episodes dicking around. icon

[solargeist]

I love the idea the grian is just SO SHORT that the other watchers are able to PET HIM LIKE A WET CAT

I love your grian head cannons

My Grian design is like, 5'0 / 152cm .... Meanwhile Watchers are like... Closer to 6'0 / 182cm or taller... They're quite imposing !!

They're absolutely petting him tho, it throws off his balance a little bit

[sonoftheria]

[etho voice] b double o :)

[slyandthefamilybook]

[sovereignbryce]

finally got around to drawing some hermits and i just had to start with the trio!!!

tried to keep things pretty simple and had fun with shapes. tango is definitely my favorite to draw lol

[basketobread]

lunara my beloved

[link-is-a-dork]

[zealfruity]

WHEN THE OLD MEN

Rex’s mug has “#1 Dad Grandpa Brother” written on it. The shirt joke makes no sense if you think about it any further in the context if star wars but shhhhhh i had to make the joke it was in my brain

[crafting-mojo]

my rancher!!!

[gayerskimmeh]

Wall of flustered gris

[threecowsusingthistoreadcomics]

hi :)

my autism has been seized by just roll with it Prime Defenders at the current moment, and I’m working on a larger hermitcraft project, so have an Ariana Griande poster I made a while ago :]

[eyyonts]